Software engineer fails to properly operate toilet

Tabor fails to properly use a porta-pottyLillis and I took Tabor out for a walk today. As usual, he began doing stupid, stupid things. We were having a nice stroll in the park when he began whining about having to pee, so we told him he was welcome to use a nearby public porta-potty. We thought he understood what we meant by "use", but as this picture demonstrates, he completely failed to grasp the complex nature of the portable toilet. Send him email and tell him what a moron he is.