For crying out loud. Those wacky scienticians have gone and discovered an Ebola vaccine, but it only works on monkeys.
I say to hell with those damn dirty monkeys! What did they ever do for us? First they fling poo at us, then they give us Ebola and HIV, and now we’re discovering vaccines for the filthy bastards? What the hell happened to that vaccine they were supposedly testing on humans in 2003? Did the monkeys get that one too?