Bifocals and a blog, all in the same week. Whew!

Wonko told me you felt old for getting bifocals. I told him I had bifocals in second grade. You should feel young! I'll save your place in line for the tire swing...

Bless you, my child. :) Do 3-D glasses come in the bifocal variety?

I think not -- after all, unless you're reading a 3D comic book in a 3D movie theatre, it's unlikely to come up!

True... but it never hurts to be prepared!