My poor car has had it rough these last few years. First it got launched sideways off a hill by Barry while I stood nearby and watched in horror (long story). Then my step-dad ran it into the back of an SUV. Then I ran it into a bridge during Pie Trip II.
Yesterday, some asshat put a big dent in my rear bumper while the car was parked outside my apartment. No note, of course, because asshats don’t leave notes.