The things I miss going to this damn college... Stupid physics with its stupid ten page writeups taking all my Spring Break to prove what a cool sweet guy Millikan was... Lousy fucking oil drops... My god damn eyes hurt now. Stupid PASCO making shit that barely works, pricks. Dammit stuff and things with other things and more stuff. In other news I'm a friend of Dr. Theopolis. Word.

Poor Brunslo.

...did SWB have to cut his greasy hair - or have it cut, as it were? Is he joining the Marines?

He's going to mechanic school in Wyoming, and they've got a strict short hair policy.

Have they ever heard of hair nets? I guess short hair is the easiest - and probably the most dignifying - way to ensure that you don't get your scalp pulled off in a drive belt, but still...

Actually uhhh, he is the donor for my chest hair transplant. The whole Wyotech thing is a coverup, mangs.

My god, the lad looks like he's going to snap. Someone needs to send him some food or something!

Carlson's got some whacked out metabolism or something. He drinks Coke pretty much nonstop and eats fried chicken like it's going out of style, but he still doesn't have an ounce of fat on his body.

Eric.. I never thought I would see the day when you would cut your hair.. Truely amazing. I had not watched this yet, and then I read the post about the person being so damn skinny and had to find out for myself.. I still can not believe it.