Some knuckleheaded kid is standing on the street corner outside my apartment making horrible noises on a saxophone. I guess his parents must have thought it would be better for him to disturb the entire neighborhood rather than just them.

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You getting cranky in your old age, Wonk?

He's always been cranky, but now, with the power of pants, he can vent his frustrations without a bunch of overhead. This is raw primal wonko. Roar! WTFPWNBBQ!

Cranky? Nah. I'm bitter. Judging by how bitter I am now and how bitter I was a year ago, I'll be the bitterest mofo what ever lived by the time I'm 35 or so.

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