Software engineer fails to properly operate ham

Tabor is a moronIn yet another stunning example of how simple-minded he is, Shadow has demonstrated once again his inability to perform simple tasks. Here, with the aid of my trusty digital camera and some very precise timing, I have managed to capture a revealing image of Shadow trying to cook some ham. However, he seems to have become distracted somewhere in the midst of the process and is merely eating the ham raw rather than cooking it. What a moron. Send him email.