and I like it...

Wonko,

You are an amazing man.

Matt

Matt,

This is what I'm saying!

wonko

I've been wasting my youth away with DoD a good bit recently. Where do you play? I usually get on a [-Q-] custom map server or seattle 1stCPB. Some of those custom maps are amazing, and others are woefully unbalanced for an unusual flavor of fun.

When I want to play seriously, I usually hop on Seattle 1stCPB. I never pull any funny stuff there, since it's such a great server. I do occasionally pull funny stuff on the [-Q-] servers, though. Teehee.

I haven't played DoD much since the earliest days of being able to headshot across the far reaches of DoD_Hill with the Garand, but I might just have to try it again. Pity school just started.

DoD:S > school

Once again I'm completely shocked to realize that in yet another aspect of your sorry life, you're a prick.

Oh wait I'm not.

I think a distinction needs to be made. Wonko explores new and creative ways to find enjoyment in life, and does so in manners that bring warm, fuzzy giggles to those like-minded souls who hang around this site for just that reason. Scamp, I think, would be a better word. Wonko, you're a scamp. This board is full of antics of scampassery, and that's precisely what I, for one, come here to read.

Now, if Wonko spent his free time hanging around a personal blog/journal/generic page of miscellany just waiting for an excuse to post weak, whiny and predictable insults, and then run off back to his own bleak page full of degenerates and their latest postings of porn and youtube, then maybe he'd be a bit more of a prick than a scamp.

Eat hardy.

Aww, don't be too hard on muppet. He's one of my most loyal readers. Without people like him, I wouldn't have a moral compass.

Hey muppet, your leet ninja forum is spewing leet ninja SQL statements:

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Are you sure that's enough queries for one page? I mean, I know it's sleek and frame-based and built for speed, but I bet you could cram a few more queries in there without anyone noticing. Try some multi-table subselects; I hear those are all the rage these days. Joins + subselects == Enterprise!

Sorry, I just wanted to be able to say "chunks of goat" in a sentence.

Hey, I only program an hour or two a week and spend the rest of my time reading or playing with my daughter or working on one of two books, so of course my site isn't as whiz-bang and optimized as it could be. The reason I'm dumping SQL to the output is so that I can get a better handle on which queries are slow, which are fine, and which I can eliminate entirely by making my framework's caching a little smarter.

If ALL the site was doing was running a silly forum or blog, then you'd be right, it'd be way too many queries.

As it stands, there's a ridiculously fine-grained security model and a pretty decent templating and plugin system behind the scenes, which make the site incredibly extensible.

Not that I've extensed it much.

But hey, getting jollies off annoying socially maladjusted teenagers in online games is probably a superior endeavor.

You're an idiot.

So's your mom.