It bugs me that PCEZ is so little-known that a Google search doesn’t turn up any hate-filled rants. On the other hand, maybe that’s a good thing. Maybe they’ll go out of business. In any case, here is my feeble attempt to seed the Internet with my opinion of this company.

PCEZ is an ISP, in the loosest sense of the word. From looking at their website, you’d think they last updated it in 1995, but then you’d read the part where they offer DSL and you’d become puzzled. Hopefully you wouldn’t actually order DSL from them, because then you’d become retarded. No wait, you’d be retarded already, so I guess you’d become more retarded.

PCEZ is the worst DSL ISP I have ever had the pleasure of hating. There you have it.

Ahem. This has been an opinion. There will be no suing of me. Thank you.