It has been brought to my attention that the ferocious Australian Dropbear (a type of carnivorous koala known for dropping out of trees onto their prey) is particularly fond of pale, balding web developers.
In light of this new information, Felicity and I have decided to call off our move.
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welco... oh
I was about to bake the Lamingtons, fire up the barby and chuck a cold six-pack into the esky. Drop bears are pretty nasty (9 deaths so far this year, if you believe the newspapers), so understand your hesitation. Can’t say I’m not disappointed though..