Loren Bruns: Future President?

Bill Clinton and Loren Bruns. Brothers? Lillis was reading a review of Bill Clinton’s new book in Willamette Week yesterday. Above the article was a photo of a young Bill and Hillary. Young Bill looks exactly like our dear friend Loren Bruns (you might remember him from such films as The Pie Trip and Pie Trip II: Pie Harder).

Are Loren and Bill long-lost relatives? Are long hair and scraggly beards precursors to the Presidency? In twenty years, God help us, will Loren Bruns be President of the United States? Zounds!