Loren Bruns: Future President?

Thursday July 01, 2004 @ 03:19 PM (PDT)

Bill Clinton and Loren Bruns. Brothers? Lillis was reading a review of Bill Clinton’s new book in Willamette Week yesterday. Above the article was a photo of a young Bill and Hillary. Young Bill looks exactly like our dear friend Loren Bruns (you might remember him from such films as The Pie Trip and Pie Trip II: Pie Harder).

Are Loren and Bill long-lost relatives? Are long hair and scraggly beards precursors to the Presidency? In twenty years, God help us, will Loren Bruns be President of the United States? Zounds!

Comments

Bah

Loren is sweet, and given to uncontrollable verbal outbursts known as "honesty". He'll never even be a state representative!

Of course, he could go the less-travelled movie-star route to high office. Quick, Pie Trip 3!
Does that mean he's Waiting to Exhale?

Egads I'm punny.

Better start working on securing your position in the new administration. Hmmm... director of pie security?

Bah

Loren WILL NOT become president someday.

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