How is a shotgun going to help against Ebola? Did I miss a terrified wonko.com post wherein we learn that a new strain of Ebola has developed which renders the victims zombies? :P

Shotguns are for monkeys. Covers are for Ebola.

Ah. So someone else shoots the monkeys while the covers protect YOU from its blood spatters. How considerate of you! :P

I can't believe you are talking about this stuff with a movie like "40 year old virgin" out. I mean, you haven't even mentioned it since it came out, you heartless bastard.

What kind of person are you? You might as well not see another movie, then I can bring up a movie you didn't watch 3 years ago that I thought was great.

Is this what you wanted? Jesus Jump-Roping Christ.

In other news, China is now officially insane. Okay, dubya, I hereby volunteer for that trip to Mars.

Heavens to Betsy.

Somewhere in Britain, a lip-pumped woman could be kissing someone with LIPS MADE OF POLITICAL PRISONER.

Yep - violated human rights, right there, smack in your face. Does any of YOUR cosmetics say "Made In China"?

Nope...I buy snooty hypoallergenic department store cosmetics. All made in USA and England. Go snootiness!

Of course, it's worth noting that, while I wouldn't put it past them to be using prisoners for cosmetics testing, collagen is hardly a normal cosmetic, at least in the sense it's described here.

I didn't even know they had hypoallergenic department stores.

I have no response to that.