That was awesome. How come I never get invited?

Because we don't like you.

that was truely entertaining, you de-humanizing basterd, you....

Did I just see a Carlson pirate at the end? Also, more info than I needed about the "poo juice", however funny it might be.

All and all a very funny video.

Just like in high school.

Well, y'all coulda mentioned this about six years or so ago, don't you thnk?

I'm gonna bogart on that last comment. The poo juice was hilarious. Poo is inherently funny. The film is brilliant. And I dig the song.

Are you sure you're related to your sister? I've tried to explain the inherent funniness of poo countless times, but all she does is give me innocent scared puppy eyes and hide behind Matt.

Same thing happens when I try to explain the inherent hotness of lipstick lesbians.

My hat is now famous, thank you Ryan. I brought that hat back from Lego Land in the Mall of America when I went to Minnesota and I gave it to Ross as an inside joke. w00t!

Maybe if it's British poo--try an accent. British stuff seems to go over very well around the homestead. I know the Black Adder "turnip shaped like a thingy" gets some play.

I think your average girl is mystified by the inherent hotness of lipstick lesbians. Hot Pants pins it as: "twice as many boobs."

This is hilarious, because I was going to reply to sister sledge's previous comment with "Yes, she really is my sister. Promise."

I know just the thing for you. ;o)

You know, I almost bought that shirt earlier today. I'm not kidding.

And you live in the greater Portland area...are you ASKING to get beat up by Real Lesbians (TM)?