ilovewonko.com

I’m not in any way affiliated with ilovewonko.com, but I almost wish I were.

It’s a sly parody; a haunting caricature of a stereotypically lonely, tortured soul seeking solace in poetry (“No one lives forever, if only it were so / But people never see when my tears begin to flow.”), fiction (“Her magic against a warrior of his caliber was like swatting a swarm of scarab beetles with a rolled newspaper.”), music (“I’d like to dedicate this song to my ex-boyfriend…”), and Comic Sans MS.

On second thought, maybe it’s not a sly parody at all. Maybe it’s just a pathetic disaster that makes me wish I had thought to buy that domain first in order to prevent things like this from happening.