I’m not in any way affiliated with ilovewonko.com, but I almost wish I were.
It’s a sly parody; a haunting caricature of a stereotypically lonely, tortured soul seeking solace in poetry (“No one lives forever, if only it were so / But people never see when my tears begin to flow.”), fiction (“Her magic against a warrior of his caliber was like swatting a swarm of scarab beetles with a rolled newspaper.”), music (“I’d like to dedicate this song to my ex-boyfriend…”), and Comic Sans MS.
On second thought, maybe it’s not a sly parody at all. Maybe it’s just a pathetic disaster that makes me wish I had thought to buy that domain first in order to prevent things like this from happening.
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Oh, you meanie, you!
Now, don’t you go and burst Miss Winkenwerder’s bubble. She could be the new Björk, for all you know. ;)
I guess I better go change my blog’s style sheet, then, before anyone makes fun of my Comic Sans MS…
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it’s some sort of donnie darko gone real type dealio where the female version of wonko fell through a wormhole and ended up in our parallel universe!