How not to get a job

Here's a helpful tip: If your résumé claims that you're experienced in XHTML, DHTML, and JavaScript, you should probably be able to explain what DHTML is and how it differs from XHTML. Especially if your résumé includes the term "DHTML" eleven times. Also, you probably shouldn't mention in the interview that you don't actually know JavaScript and prefer to just "rip off other people's code".