For tonight's griefing session on my favorite Christian Day of Defeat: Source server, I decided to play it completely straight and see how long it would take to get kicked if I said "PRAISE THE LORD!" every time I got a kill. As it turns out, not very long. I managed to rack up an impressive 15 kills before they kicked me. When I rejoined, I asked why I had been kicked. The response? "You kept saying 'Praise the Lord'".
Lessons learned thus far:
- "Jesus" is a swear word.
- The Lord endorses the pwnage of noobs, but would rather you not praise Him while doing it.