You just had to link to my crappy web site, didn't you :)

Now I'm going to have to put something there.

That is /so/ funny and ironic! Can you imagine if it had a mouth? Thats right, it could shout to you too, but only if it still had power. Or hold on, what if you had forgotten which direction you compass was facing? It would know! Wouldn't it? Wonko?

"All images protected by copyright. Do not use without permission."

Is this really a problem?

You have committed a heinous act of plagiarism by reproducing that copyright notice here. I hope your lawyers are prepared for bloodshed.

> Is this really a problem?

I'm not aware of anyone who wants my pictures, but I can dream, can't I?

Mostly, I would just like people to ask first, if, for some strange reason, they liked one of my photographs. Plus, I don't think I actually own the copyright to the wedding photos. Those probably belong to the photographer, Eric Cable.

So while I might not sick my cadre of attack ninjas on people who wish to enshrine my photos, I feel that fair warning is necessary.

A short while ago a friend/neighbour of mine who works at a ho-tell was showin' me a GPS that he found. I was like "Whoa! That looks like my friend Ryan's!"

Is this a coincidence? Or a vicious plan setup by mass marketing companies and aliens to convince me that Jesus was once alive? You be the judge!